{"fact":"Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.","length":60}
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{"fact":"Blue-eyed, white cats are often prone to deafness.","length":50}
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{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
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