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{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
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Florin Vașken Halagian was a Romanian football player and manager of Armenian descent, hence the nickname Armeanul. With 878 games, he is the manager who has the most matches in the Romanian top-division.
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Henri Eyebe Ayissi is a Cameroonian politician and diplomat who served in the government of Cameroon as Minister of Foreign Relations from 2007 to 2011. He was Minister-Delegate at the Presidency for the Higher Audit Office from 2011 to 2015 and has been Minister of Agriculture since 2015.
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